Evantonian Dog Park

Pinky and I went to the dog park.
I watched the Evantonian Police post a notice--
banning all Linkyshire dogs from the dog park.
After they left,
I mangled the sign with my bare hands and buried it in the sand.
The happy dogs that frolic in the park don’t care.
They like other dogs.
I am like them except
I have to use my hands to catch a frisbee.
Believe me, I’ve tried otherwise, but nothing works.