Brewster's Mini-Cooper Specs

Helmut Cooper Special.
Racing beige w/beige top.
Twin Cam multivalve vock.
Supreme Suspension add-ons.
Gooflink fiber-to-the-car (FTTC) Internet.
Withit gas filter power boost.
More-air-to-the-passenger airbags. (just in case).
Leather steering concussion.
Wide strap lengths.
0-60 in 3.257 seconds.