The Lazyites Club

I started a new club in my building called the Lazyites Club.
The purpose of the club is to have a club to belong to, but
without any other responsibility regarding one’s membership.
I’ve set up a club calendar on Google for no reason at all.
Everyone can receive or not receive meeting notices.
I have absolutely no intention of ever attending a meeting
even though I am founder and president.
That would defeat the purpose of the club.
So if you want to join just say you’re in the club.
That’s all it takes,
because I don’t want to have to add your name
to some list I have to maintain.