Stories From Linkyshire

Mrs. Magellan stopped me in the hall.
She wanted to join the Lazyites Club.
I told her she didn’t have to do anything.
But she wouldn’t take that as an answer.
I said, really, all you have to do is say
you’re a member. There are no duties at all.
It’s just something fun to say.
She insisted on doing something though.
So I had to tell her that if she insisted
on doing something then she wasn’t lazy enough
to be in the club. I think she got the message
but I’m a bit worn out.