The Linkyshire Awards Program

I got Mayor Armapple’s latest scheme in the mail today...


To: Linkyshire Awards Program Participant

The Linkyshire Awards Program is writing you to alert you to your award!!!

This weekend only and no other weekend you have been awarded a free stay in Linkyshire!

Award Benefits include:
  • Free food with your stay at the location of your stay only
  • Clean sheets as soon as you leave Linkyshire
  • Fabulous Linkyshire shopping with access to shopping in less attractive environs nearby
  • Free access to Linkyshire treadmill!
  • Views of bucolic Linkyshire - no need to imagine them - right out your window (includes parking lot)
  • Free underground, not spooky, parking with access to your stay room
  • Free WiFi - imagine surfing the Internet for free!
  • Free use of widescreen TV (no cable) - bring any DVD you like!
  • Share the suite with a real resident of Linkyshire. 
Imagine shaking Mayor Oliver Armapple's hand in person!

Come any time this Thursday or Friday and stay until Sunday or Monday!

Don't pass it up!